Early to Bed Chicago

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Early to Bed is a women-owned, sex-positive adult boutique in Chicago’s Andersonville neighborhood. Known for its carefully curated selection of quality toys, books, and accessories, this shop offers educational workshops and a welcoming, inclusive atmosphere.

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5044 N Clark St
Chicago
Illinois
60640
US

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// ---- Main Logic ---------------------------------------------------- function init() { // Find all JSON-LD LocalBusiness blocks on the page var scripts = document.querySelectorAll('script[type="application/ld+json"]'); // On a LISTING DETAIL page: inject badge near the business name/title scripts.forEach(function(script) { try { var data = JSON.parse(script.textContent); // Handle @graph arrays (Yoast) and direct objects (GeoDirectory) var items = data['@graph'] ? data['@graph'] : [data]; items.forEach(function(item) { if (item['@type'] === 'LocalBusiness' && item.openingHours) { var openStatus = isOpenNow( Array.isArray(item.openingHours) ? item.openingHours : [item.openingHours] ); if (openStatus === null) return; // On detail page: find the listing title area var titleEl = document.querySelector('.geodir-post-title h1, .entry-title, h1.page-title'); if (titleEl && !titleEl.querySelector('.np-open-badge')) { var badge = makeBadge(openStatus); badge.className = badge.className + '-detail ' + badge.className.split(' ').slice(1).join(' '); 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