Teasers Burlesque Palace

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Teasers is Winnipeg’s well-known adult entertainment venue, offering a classic strip club experience. Located in central Winnipeg, the club features talented dancers, a friendly atmosphere, and affordable drink prices.

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247 Main St
Winnipeg
Manitoba
R3C 1A9
CA

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<script> /** * NaughtyPages — Open Now Badge * Reads business hours from GeoDirectory JSON-LD schema on listing pages * and injects "Open Now" / "Closed" badges on listing cards. * * Works on: * - Listing detail pages (gd_place single) * - Listing archive/search result cards * * No PHP required — pure client-side, reads openingHours from JSON-LD. * Deployed via WPCode Header & Footer Scripts plugin. */ (function() { 'use strict'; // ---- Helpers ------------------------------------------------------- /** * Parse "HH:MM" into minutes from midnight */ function parseTime(timeStr) { var parts = timeStr.split(':'); return parseInt(parts[0], 10) * 60 + parseInt(parts[1], 10); } /** * Day abbreviations in schema.org format vs JS getDay() * Mo=1, Tu=2, We=3, Th=4, Fr=5, Sa=6, Su=0 */ var DAY_MAP = { Mo:1, Tu:2, We:3, Th:4, Fr:5, Sa:6, Su:0 }; var DAY_ABBR = ['Su','Mo','Tu','We','Th','Fr','Sa']; /** * Check if a venue is open right now given openingHours array * Each entry is like "Mo-Fr 09:00-17:00" or "Mo,We,Fr 10:00-22:00" or "Mo-Su 20:00-03:00" */ function isOpenNow(openingHours) { if (!openingHours || !openingHours.length) return null; 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// ---- Main Logic ---------------------------------------------------- function init() { // Find all JSON-LD LocalBusiness blocks on the page var scripts = document.querySelectorAll('script[type="application/ld+json"]'); // On a LISTING DETAIL page: inject badge near the business name/title scripts.forEach(function(script) { try { var data = JSON.parse(script.textContent); // Handle @graph arrays (Yoast) and direct objects (GeoDirectory) var items = data['@graph'] ? data['@graph'] : [data]; items.forEach(function(item) { if (item['@type'] === 'LocalBusiness' && item.openingHours) { var openStatus = isOpenNow( Array.isArray(item.openingHours) ? item.openingHours : [item.openingHours] ); if (openStatus === null) return; // On detail page: find the listing title area var titleEl = document.querySelector('.geodir-post-title h1, .entry-title, h1.page-title'); if (titleEl && !titleEl.querySelector('.np-open-badge')) { var badge = makeBadge(openStatus); badge.className = badge.className + '-detail ' + badge.className.split(' ').slice(1).join(' '); 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var details = []; // Description (20 pts) var descEl = context.querySelector('.geodir-post-excerpt, .geodir-post-content, .geodir-custom-fields-value'); if (descEl && descEl.textContent.trim().length > 50) { score += 20; details.push('Description'); } // Photos (20 pts) var photos = context.querySelectorAll('.geodir-images img, .geodir-post-thumbnail img, .gd-gallery img, .carousel-item img, [class*="gallery"] img'); if (photos.length > 0) { score += 20; details.push(photos.length + ' photo(s)'); } // Phone (15 pts) var phoneEl = context.querySelector('a[href^="tel:"], .geodir-field-phone, [class*="geodir"][class*="phone"]'); if (phoneEl && phoneEl.textContent.trim()) { score += 15; details.push('Phone'); } // Website (10 pts) var websiteEl = context.querySelector('.geodir-field-website a, .geodir-field-website_url a, [class*="geodir-field-website"]'); if (websiteEl) { score += 10; details.push('Website'); } // Business hours (15 pts) var hoursEl = context.querySelector('.geodir-business-hours, .gd-bh-wrap, [class*="business-hours"], [class*="gd-bh"]'); 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